Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Do Canadians realize that most Americans don’t care about hockey?

June 2, 2010 by  
Filed under canada golf vacation

Americans care about the following:

–sex
–football
–baseball
–basketball
–golf (because our best golfer can throw orgies the night before he wins the Masters)

That’s it.

Canada, please shut up. We don’t care about hockey.

Comments

13 Responses to “Do Canadians realize that most Americans don’t care about hockey?”
  1. Iain says:

    not canadian but sounds like someones a sore looser

  2. tartu2222 says:

    Speak for yourself.

  3. Bill O says:

    Than why are you stressing over it by asking questions?

    hmmmm?

  4. fatal says:

    Do Americans realise that the rest of the world all 5 and 3/4 Billion humans care nothing for:

    -American football
    -Baseball
    -Basketball

    And we all laugh at you when you refer to your in house contests as the world Series??

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  6. Valerie says:

    I don’t think they know or care really.

    You’re right though. American Football is the number one sport here.

    The rest of the world though couldn’t give a rats a$$ about American Football, Basketball, or Baseball … because the majority of the world watches Football (soccer).

  7. Lord Edgecombe says:

    Canadians owned you!

    American Football is basically English rugby except you girls need padding.

    Basketball is pointless.

    Baseball is a girls game called Rounders here in Britain.

    Golf is Scottish.

    Canada is a fine nation, the same can’t be said about the United States.

    Cheerio!

  8. miserygoats says:

    Do you realize most Canadians don’t care about America? You’re really not that great.

  9. Han says:

    Do Americans know that no-one outside of America cares about Baseball, American Football, Basketball, the sexual activities of Mr Woods or the opinions of Americans?

    But we do quite like sex

  10. Mr. Quarrelsome says:

    I have become a bigger hockey fan since football has become what it is. When guys are pounding their chests and doing chicken dances to celebrate a tackle that just gave of a 10 yard gain I don’t think I can condone that…or routine arrests.

    To hell with Football. Basketball goes without saying…wrote it off along time ago.

    Gold is an old man’s game for old men to play..not watch.

    Sex..nobody will ever dethrone that as the number one sport. At least not until a guy reaches golfing age.

    Baseball is one I had written off but may have to reconsider since the “culture” of the game has started to change.

  11. Dicey times are here. says:

    I was trying to be nice for them, especially after the shambles they made of the games.

  12. Lag Indicator says:

    We cared and we lost, but we have nothing to be ashamed of. We gave ‘em a good run for their money, and we lost in overtime. Let’s be gracious in defeat and even more determined next time!

  13. Di says:

    The game was brilliant and just the way a gold medal game should be – exciting down to the wire and to go into sudden death incredibly exciting. Ice hockey has a huge fan base here in the US and this was a well played game. Congrats to Canada for their win and well done to the US team for their valiant effort and, the silver.

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