Do Canadians realize that most Americans don’t care about hockey?

Americans care about the following:
–sex
–football
–baseball
–basketball
–golf (because our best golfer can throw orgies the night before he wins the Masters)
That’s it.
Canada, please shut up. We don’t care about hockey.

I hear the they have free health care in Canada, could I move there to retire, and get it?

If I just moved to some small town in Canada, and didn’t work, and played golf all day, would I get the free health care that everybody else gets?